FAQ

IS THIS LEGITIMATE?

- YES IT IS HOSS.,.,.DON'T LET THE MISSPELLINGS FOOL YOU,..,THIS IS A PART OF THE THEME.,,.WE HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE MAY OF 2023 SERVIN OUR CUSTOMERS,.,.

STILL, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

- THIS IS A STORE SPREADING THE CULTURE,.,.THE CULTURE OF HOG CRANKERS AGAINST THOSE GRASS CLIBBINS.,,,.GRASS CLIBBINS IN THE ROAD ARE VERY DANGEROUS FOR PEOPLE,..,ALSO THE CULTURE OF A TRUE HOSS.,,.,.IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF YOU'RE A HOSS,,.,.YOU MIGHT NOT BE ONE

WHAT ARE CLIBBINS?

- GRASS CLIBBINS HOSS,..,.,PEEPOLE CUTN GRASS BLOWEM CLIBBINS ON THE RODE.,,.,SOMEWUN COMES ALONG CRANKN THERE HOG AN THEN PROBLY HADDALAYERDOWN 

WHAT IS A HOSS?

- HARD TO EXPLAIN WHAT A HOSS IS BUT A HOSS COULD BE MULTIPLE THINGS..,,.A BURLY MAN,.,.A TRUSTWORTHY HARDWORKIN OL' BOY.,..,BE A HOSS AND SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THEM

WHAT IS HADDALAYERDOWN?

- WHEN A HOSS DONE WIPT OUT,.,..,FELL DOWN,.,.,.DROPPED THE BIKE,.,..,LAYDERDOWN,..,,.LAID THE BIKE DOWN,..,,."WAS CRANKIN MY HOG AND HIT SOME GRASS CLIBBINS.,,.,.HADDALAYERDOWN"

WHAT ARE HOGS?

- MOTORCYCLES HOSS - "TOOK THE HOG OUT TODAY WENT FOR A RIDE"

WHAT IS CRANK?

- IT'S A VERB,.,CRANK UR HOG MEENS UR RIDIN UR MOTORSCYLE OR DOIN SOMETHIN ELSE L O L - "CRANKIN MY HOG"

WHO'S DEB?

- WOMAN

WHO'S BARB?

- ALSO WOMAN,,,.,..,PROBABLY LEFT

WHAT IS GOBBLESS?

- BEST WAY TO SAY "GOD BLESS"